LET NO BORDERS BE BARRIERS TO ADVENTURE
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MEET YOUR GUIDE
"Great ambition is the passion of a great character." Yes I said that. I may be vertically challenged but what I lack in stature I make up for in “diplomacy”. After all it’s not the size of the boat... Endowed with military finesse - among other things - I’ve set the bar high for all my future conquests and need good men to share in the sights and riches of all new nations we invade. On a budget? Our travel packages are the best deal around. Today Europe, tomorrow the world. Baguette your ass in gear and enlist today!
- Napoleon Bonaparte, CEO
MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE
In other words, I need able bodied men, not boys. Any wise cracks about my height and you won't be fathering any children. 5'6" is perfectly average - so I'm told. I'm totally secure about my size. Why are we still talking about this?
WE'VE TAKEN THESE COUNTRIES BY STORM
Napoleon could have conquered the world with an ONTRApage.
WHAT IF YOU HAD AN ONTRAPAGE?
